omgskr:

LIVING FOR BLUE IVY’S DANCE MOVES WHILE HER MOM SLAYS IT ON STAGE.

omgskr:

LIVING FOR BLUE IVY’S DANCE MOVES WHILE HER MOM SLAYS IT ON STAGE.

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milkhappy:

for me ???

milkhappy:

for me ???

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terminologist:

vintage/nature

terminologist:

vintage/nature

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rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

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flyypizza:

nobodyontheice:

crystal-poison:

“An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an african tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took eachothers hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.
When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the others are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are)”

Literally the opposite of the American world view of “I can only be happy if somebody else has less than me”

This is beautiful

flyypizza:

nobodyontheice:

crystal-poison:

“An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an african tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took eachothers hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.

When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the others are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are)”

Literally the opposite of the American world view of “I can only be happy if somebody else has less than me”

This is beautiful

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alessandroscocciapappagallo:

Thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

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eartheld:

helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back


OKAY THIS IS RIDICULOUS. I don’t care if you’re “pro-life” or “pro-choice” but making the assumption that because you are “pro-life” you’re basically anti all other types of life is absolutely absurd. You may be right about some people, but to group together all “pro-life” people as such as is completely ridiculous. THESE POSTS INFURIATE ME.

eartheld:

helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back

OKAY THIS IS RIDICULOUS. I don’t care if you’re “pro-life” or “pro-choice” but making the assumption that because you are “pro-life” you’re basically anti all other types of life is absolutely absurd. You may be right about some people, but to group together all “pro-life” people as such as is completely ridiculous. THESE POSTS INFURIATE ME.

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wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

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heckvevo:

oh my

heckvevo:

oh my

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I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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I—

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500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

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